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Hi, I'm Carl the Evil Cockroach Wizard of Carl the Evil Cockroach Wizard Cookies of Misfortune Emporium. Do you have a sibling
that always seems better than you? Do all your co-workers seem to get all the breaks? Does a certain entertainment company
that has a mouse mascot refuse to give you your own spin off show?
Well then come on down to Carl the Evil Cockroach Wizard Cookies of Misfortune Emporium and pick up a bag of Carl the Evil
Cockroach Wizard Cookies of Misfortune. There are only a million dollars a bag. A mere pittance. Then just give them to the
person you want to curse. Sit back and watch their life crumble around them for your sheer amusement.
Disclaimer:
Carl the Evil Cockroach Wizard Cookies of Misfortune Emporium , Carl the Evil Cockroach Wizard, or Carl the Evil Cockroach
wizard Cookies of Misfortune can not be held libel for any side effects including the following:
Ketchup bottles exploding in your face...
I think this thing is defected Yin.
Seems to be working fine for me.
Losing the ability to hover...
On the down side, I'm plummeting to my doom... On the upside, I can see my dojo from here.
Being mistaken for fish food.
I knew buying worm scented deodorant was a mistake.
Your flaming meteors turning green.
Man, I really have to start looking at the expiration date before I buy.
You're money magically disappearing.
So walk, crawl, creep, slither down to Carl the Evil Cockroach Wizard Cookies of Misfortune Emporium today! I'll be glad you
did! Toodles!
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