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Ooo, remember this one Yang?
Oh yeah, this is the one where you were jealous of my good luck and everything going my way so you cursed me. I went through
pain and agony because of you. I was forever scared because of your jealousy.
Well if you say it that way of course it sounds like I did something wrong.
What possible way could I have said it to make it sound good?
With a smiley face at the end. :)
Can we just get this over so I curl up in ball, sucking my thumb and repeating "The horror! The horror!" over and
over?
Oookay... It all started when you guys kept beating in that stupid game where you put the pea under one of the three shells,
mix them up and you have to guess which one it is under.
(Click here to see Yin lose once again)
Bah! I don't believe in luck! It is just coincidence!
Oh yeah! Is this a coincidence?
(Click here to see a coincidence)
No, that is just plain sick!
What about this? Is this a coincidence?
(Click here to see another coincidence)
No, that is everyone forgetting to bring their tickets to the raffle.
And is this a coincidence?
(Click here to see yet another coincidence)
No that is just really, really, really painful.
Best of all I didn't feel a thing!
Yeah, but that was until I went to the local fortune teller who looked surprisingly
a lot like Carl the Evil Cockroach Wizard.
(Click here to see Carl reveal his evil plan)
He couldn't make me luckier... Er, I mean coincidencer, but he gave me something
to make your luck run out.
(Click here to see just how evil Carl is)
Anyway, you came along with me to the carnival knowing quite well all the pain
and torment that was waiting for me. You knew I just might not come back alive because of the curse that was placed on me.
Yet you still let me go without warning me.
Aren't you forgetting something?
You mean if I compared you to Carl it would make him look like an angel?
NO THE SMILEY FACE!!!
(Click here to see Yang in pain)
I'm still picking fish teeth out of my butt over that... Carlita!
How could you possibly say I'm worst than Carl?
Hey, at least Carl cares about my personal hygiene!
(Click here to see DDS Carl in action)
And he worries about being late!
(Click here to see Carl read time)
He was worried about the time because he was busy making the tri-volcanoes
errupt lava onto the town! And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for us meddling rabbits.
(Click here to see Carl's evil plan in action)
Oh yeah, he keeps great checklists too.
(Click here to see Carl go over his list)
Well at least Master Yo appreciated my hard work in foiling Carl.
(Click here to see Master Yo express his confidence in Yin)
Of course he had no confidence in you! You cursed me! Laughed at me all the times I got hurt! And unknowingly helped Carl
in his evil plan! :)
Ummm, Yin. I don't think the smiley face makes you look any less evil.
No matter what you say, I used my Woo Foo and not luckc to save the day and defeat
Carl! Besides, I remember someone showing me a new respect for all I did.
(Click here to see someone appreciate Yin in a new way)
Nah, that was just the ill effects from the barfanator.
In the end I learned an important lesson but you have seemed to miss it.
(Click here to see Yang learning his lesson)
You are the one that missed the lesson. You still don't use the word dumbyer.
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